The Kensington Standard

This is The House — my digital mansion, my creative estate, my universe of too-many-talents and not-enough-boxes. TikTok calls it the “no niche niche.” I call it a floor plan built for women who refuse to shrink.

Every wing is its own world: fashion, art, templates, writing, vintage treasures, memoirs, chaos, healing, glitter. Together? They form a lifestyle. A philosophy. A rebellion against being told to choose one thing and die on that hill.

So grab a key. Wipe your feet on the welcome mat. Touch everything. Borrow my lipstick if you must — just don’t try to put me in one category.

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Former socialite. Current chaos executive

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After The Beep

For the spreadsheet baddies, the girlboss escapists, the creators building empires in Canva at the speed of caffeine. Digital downloads, brand kits, launch kits — everything aesthetic and efficient. This is where entrepreneurs get their glow-up.

  • “Because every girl deserves luxury she can actually afford.”

  • “Because confidence is the investment.”

  • “Because maximalism is a lifestyle.”

  • “Because chaotic women build iconic empires.”